Why Burpees Wont Cure Boredom, but Burpees Will?

burpees as a panacea for chronic boredom

in the words of our beloved burpee master:

burpees are not just a exercise, they are the exercise that cures all

- Burpee McSassface, Burpee Wizard

burpees are the cure for:

• the common cold
• chronic procrastination
• boredom
• and most importantly, the dreaded monday morning blues

so, go ahead, give it a try, prophets of burpees, unite!

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prophets of burpees